Tour guide

Apparently people have stopped breeding in Germany so new laws have been introduced to encourage everyone to produce babies. These include giving lots of money to the father if he takes off two months in the first year of the babies life on top of his salary.....not bad eh! Anyway I have been introduced to a new side of Berlin as M an M, two children and baby have been here all week. I have been tour guide for the week and have been amazed at how having a baby helps! We have been fast tracked away from the cold cue outside the Reichstag and put in special warm lift and zoomed to the top and down again. " Thankyou baby frank" who managed to sleep through the whole event. We have received so many gifts, sweets, cakes and extras in every cafe and restaurant that I am not surprised that the germany economy isn't booming. So I suggest anyone wanting a baby comes here.......The famous five return to Herne Hill tonight and I will return to my hausfrau duties and try to find the floor again under the jungle of lego, clothes, tents, starwars, boxes and sweetie wrappers. That was a fun week......