The class ( Part two)

Ok so I admit I am failing miserably trying to keep up with all the football but I will at least try to keep up with Germany and England before The Sis disowns me completely. France and Switzerland was 0:0 and I guess tonight's game with Brazil and Croatia will be 2:0 to Brazil?
Anyway back to German class.

I am into my 26th day and Cami has managed to wear 26 different pairs of shoes and is now going through her sandal phase. She is heading to Scotland at the weekend for a PHD reunion with her other 'Cement friends'.
Valina, the Polish nanny is disrupting the class because none of the boys are able to concentrate as she is going through her 'mini skirt/ develop tan phase.'
Sandro has just split up with one of his Tandem partners who was declaring love, even though practically married to someone else. He hasn't been seen since.
Jose has purchased some very strange new reading glasses which attach to the side of his head but don't go around his ears? His constant use of the word 'Cool' has now progressed to ' Cooleh' and he is proud of his new notebook which he fills with useful German love phrases.
Massimo( new addition) sits very near the teacher and seems to think he is having a private lesson unless he sits next to Cami and then they both seem to think they are having a private lesson.
Sandy ( teacher) has long wistful pauses staring out of the window and has a very kind way of saying 'fast' (almost) when we are SO TOTALLY wrong.
Purplemafling sits between Valina and Jose with the wrong textbook and keeps saying. 'What page are we on?'

Gotta go. Football is calling.............